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April 10th, 2006


03:12 am
Well, fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga!?

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03:01 am
I just watched Don Juan de Marco.

It's a bit slow, but damn that guy's good.
Inspires you to go out, have fun, and love women!

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February 9th, 2006


10:23 pm - New Gym Training Program
Since I haven't taken a formal weight training class before, I'm going to follow the program at AST Sports Science.
Since, I haven't been in for a loong time, I'm starting at the lowest weight possible, where it doesn't even break a sweat.

Week 1 )
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10:20 pm - Mundane Entries
You might find some of my entries mundane, but I'm going to use this journal for record keeping, too. Like how my new gym training program is going or other personal improvement stuff you might not give a flying flip about (or maybe only a few specific people who are into the same thing)....so just can over them. I'll try to make them concise.

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February 8th, 2006


11:19 pm - Back
I should be back and posting now.

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November 11th, 2004


08:56 pm - Question

How old were you when you first had sex?

Do you think you were ready?
Do you regret it? Neutral? Remember it fondly?


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November 3rd, 2004


03:09 am - Elections
Well if Presidents can go to war without passing it through Congress, decide law based on religion rather than Constitution, and provide only mediocre social/financial assistance to lower class children (who can't be blamed for being lower class) thus perpetuating uneducated, poor Americans, then Bush is your man =)

He can go all out now he doesn't have to worry about about being relected, too!

But to each his or her own

;-)

Go teen coat hanger abortions!


To Californians who voted against Fixing 3 Strikes: What kind of Nazis are you? Sending people to jail for life for petty theft from a store...3 Strikes is harsh enough, they unseal your juvenile record and everything.

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October 24th, 2004


02:57 pm - GoogleMail
Does anyone have a GMail invite code thingy I could have?
I don't want to have to keep changing email addresses when I change providers.

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August 31st, 2004


09:06 pm - Conversation
I helped a neighbor in the dorms put this little shelf together.

Her: We need to screw this in.
Me: Will my this screw driver work?
Her: No, I think your screwdriver's too big for me.
Me: Oh [wondering if she realized what she said]
Her: Yeah, it won't fit. [no sign of humor, flirting or inuendo]
Me: Yeah, another girl stopped by needing a screwdriver earlier. She said mine was too big for her too.
Her: Yeah, I don't think it'll fit in the hole [as she examines the screw]

This serious asian hardcore Christian girl. She won't even allow a guy to sleep over on a separate bed in her room. She had NO idea what she was saying.

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August 20th, 2004


02:56 am

I'm reading this book on NLP therapy techniques. One of the author's patients "had lost the three people who had been closest to her on three successive days. On May 6, her boss was killed in a car accident; on May 7, her mother died; on May 8, her fiance, who had been in Africa experimenting with communication with animals was eaten bio a lion! Not surprisingly, Anita complained of emptiness in her life."

SHE has got to be in the top ten unluckiest in the world. Imagine getting a phone call three days in a row telling you about an unrelated death of a loved on. Fcuk a dcuk!


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August 17th, 2004


11:43 pm - * * * NLP Technique * * *

I want to share this very useful Neuro-Linguistic Programming (NLP) technique with you guys. It helps disconnect you from painful and problem causing events.

Most won't try it.
Some will try, feel nothing, and dismiss it.
A small few of you will do it, experiment with it several times, and truly gain the benefits.

 

Weird Finger Thingy )

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August 14th, 2004


02:28 am - Annoyed

So you know how the game goes right?

When you let a friend (usually a new friend) know you like them or you accidentally send a false signal (a sexual joke, a touch, a suggestive LJ comment, a friend tells them, or sometimes even just spending too much fun time together).

So, then next time you see them, they feel worried you like them, don't talk as much, avoid eye contact, apologize if they brush your arm, not as light hearted and friendly with you.

And of course, then you have to do the same because they're on edge and any friendly gesture will be taken as he still thinks I like him.

If you still want the person as a friend, you have to go through this stupid routine to de-weird them out.
It's so annoying and usually unnecessary. And it just makes you worried about being too friendly every other time you meet a new friend.

I think it gets less as people mature with time, though.
Current Music: Fallout Boy

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02:22 am - This is some fucked up shit!

Genetics Savings and Clone, the company that broke new ground when it
cloned a domestic cat three years ago, says it can start filling
orders. So far, five people have ordered clones of their cats at
$50,000 each. Hundreds of customers are paying a $900 initial fee
plus a yearly $150 storage fee to save live tissue from their pets
for future cloning. In other news, you can adopt a homeless cat from
a shelter for next to nothing.

Check out How Cloning Works:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/cloning.htm

Check out How Human Cloning Will Work:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/human-cloning.htm

Source: HowStuffWorks Newsletter


Current Music: FALLOUT BOY

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August 11th, 2004


06:04 pm - Public Service Announcement
Since so many people have been getting sick this week, both on LiveJournal and InRealLife, I thought I'd post this on preventing illness:

http://www.drgreene.com/21_572.html

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July 31st, 2004


02:27 am
Went to San Francisco to this artsy early evening club. It's an art gallery during the day, but a club on Wednesday evenings. With people wearing the intellectual glasses, doing interpretive techno dances on stage, a full bar, and just a lot of socializing. It was pretty cool.

Then visited my visiting friend from school. He's working as a waiter and he told me how he served Lawrence Fishburne (Morpheus) a few days ago!

Thurs/Fri, didn't do much of anything, other than a few hypnosis/nlp workshops and training sessions.

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July 24th, 2004


08:36 pm - Dream Question
Anyone ever have had a dream where you remember something from the past (from another dream), like you think I've been here before.

But then when you wake up you can't tell if your memory of the old dream was created that night too or if you actually had that dream before and your mind went back to the same setting.

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11:18 am - LP & EP
Does anyone know what the difference between an LP and an EP album is? And what do the letters stand for? My guess is one of them is international?

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02:06 am - The NLP Fast Phobia/Trauma Cure

The NLP Fast Phobia/Trauma Cure

NLP Fast Phobia Cure
This interesting technique was first devised by one of the
developer's of NLP, Dr Richard Bandler. Since then it has been
improved upon by several NLP practitioners and today the following
version, described by Connirae & Steve Andreas in their most useful
book "Heart of the Mind" is probably the best known.

(The word trauma here has a very general meaning - could be an
accident, seeing someone come to harm, losing a job, a relationship.)

1 Imagine you're sitting in a move theatre all by yourself,
looking up at a blank screen.

2 Put a black and white still shot of yourself the day before
the trauma (or before the phobic reaction, or before you ever met
the person you have broken up with).

3 Float up out of your chair into the projection booth at the
back of the theatre. Notice the window glass is very thick and you
are completely cut off from the theatre, although you can see and
hear everything.

4 Start to run a movie starting from the still shot and moving
all the way through the trauma, finishing well after the traumatic
event is over and everything has returned to normal. This movie will
take just a few minutes (ie, it is fast). It is absolutely vital
that you feel detached as the movie is playing. To do this you keep
in mind that you are merely watching yourself down below, who is in
turn watching the movie. If you feel any distress whatsoever,
distance yourself further by imagining you are going down to check
on ticket sales, or perhaps pop down to the corner to buy a hotdog
while the movie comes to completion.


5 Freeze the last frame of the movie, making sure it is a shot
in which you look relaxed and comfortable.

6 Jump into the still frame (ie, associate into the movie as
if you are actually in it).

7 Turn the frame big, bright and colourful.

8 Run the movie backwards really, really fast, just seconds
like a really rapid rewind. Feel yourself being pulled backwards all
the way through the movie in just seconds, all the way back to the
beginning (the still frame of you at the start).

9 Come out from the beginning the movie, go and jump in the
end again, make sure it's big and bright and colourful, and repeat
8.


10 Repeat 7, 8 and 9 several times, very rapidly.

For more of this visit:

[info]psychworks

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July 23rd, 2004


04:48 am - Is This For Reals!?
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_925718.html?menu=news.quirkies.strangecrime

If it is...that's so totally awesome.

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July 21st, 2004


12:11 pm - I Adopted ! ! !

Adopt Your Own Emo Kid!

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